On the highway: a Volkswagon Golf with 20 inch rims and a bumper sticker that reads “Dub Cult” in Gothic font.
The Asian ladies crossed up my laundry, prompting the following imaginary exchange inside my head…
Questioner: “What’d you do today?”
Me: “Oh, just sent a picture of panties to my ex-girlfriend to make sure they weren’t hers.”
Questioner: “Were they?”
Me: “No.”
Questioner: “Hot.”
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Keyboard Cat vs Usher
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I want credit for tumbling this first. Give me credit.
F that, I tumbled this like two days ago
It’s not a competition, Yoni.
Via Here in the YONI-VERSE
About Me
Motivated by fear. Inspired by desire.
