October 2010
1 post
Haven't Tumbl'd in a while
So here’s a text post of rhyming words:
Tumblr
Slumber
Number
Encumber
Lumber
Sun burnt (slurred)
Cumber*
Humber*
*(researched)
March 2010
1 post
1 tag
December 2009
3 posts
Watchpaulbriganti:
Second Landline video of the day! “Going Rogue Sanitation Crisis”
Watchpaulbriganti:
jaimecastillo:
andrewford:
iamachilles:
The Landline produced a new video! I’m in it! Check it out!
Here’s a description:
After creating their first ever African American princess, Disney breaks new ground with a Jewish American Princess. Featuring Will Hines, Megan Neuringer, Achilles Stamatelaky, Daniel Spenser, Cecilia Lederer, Nicole Shabtai, Shannon Coffey, Katie...
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
5 posts
Cleaning out my computer, part two
Here’s a omegle.com conversation I had and saved when everyone was having and saving omegle.com conversations back in early April. It was with a German boy:
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You: Who are you?
Stranger: i am heinrich
You: Ah, Heinrich
You: a pleasure to finally meet you
You: please, sit
You: Heinrich, I have a matter of great import to discuss with you
You: I’m sure I have your...
A piece I wrote (I think) that I just found and...
While cleaning out my computer for a Mac switchover, I found the following piece. Not sure where it came from, why I wrote it, or if I wrote it, but rather than letting it languish, I thought I’d post it here unedited for all five of you to read. It was written in October, after that story about the NYPD sodomizing a Queens man with a radio antenna. Please note that the use of the name...
June 2009
25 posts
The best Transformers 2 review I've seen. Hands... →
My favorite excerpts:
“Can you explain Megan Fox’s appeal?
Yes. She looks like a porn star and has the same acting talent as one, yet for some reason she makes mainstream movies. This tonal disconnect is what’s so appealing about her.”
And:
If you had to pick a single scene that exemplifies Michael Bay’s utter disdain for story and continuity, what would it be?...
Republican Governor, MARK SAAAAAANFFFOOOORRDD! →
Watcherockappel:
I directed this video (featuring David Koechner) for HBO’s “Joe Buck Live.”
FKH. Fuckin’ Kicker Humor.
May 2009
11 posts
A.O. Scott liked "Salvation" →
Can’t wait to see it.
WatchLandline Kindle video, at the end I’m trapped! I hope this embeds correctly…
Watchpaulbriganti:
bleakcomedy:
New Onion video. You can see Bleak! Comedy members Paul and Drew acting all cool and wrestling with his shirt off, respectively. If you look close you can also find Peggy. She’s our little Waldo.
My face is in this a little bit. But just my face.
My face as well.
April 2009
9 posts
